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What do you call a water heater that doesn't say thanks?

A thankless water heater.

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1. What did the man say when he was reversing his car?

"Ahhh yes, this takes me back"

2. Ants were patrolling my house in the groups of ten...

I never knew I had those many tenants.

3. If you didn’t know…Today, April 30th, is National Raisin Day.

I’m just raisin awareness.

4. I am surprised I don’t see more lambs doing extreme sports

With all these sheep thrills I hear people talking about.

5. 2+2=4 , 3x6=18, 8-5=3. I care about you all.

That is why i am giving you my undivided attention

6. What did the convicted cannibal request as his last meal?

Five guys

7. My dad played college basketball. He could jump 40” straight up and touch the rim.

He was an extra-vert

8. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave?

Only one will brown your meat

9. I’m never going to have my pet wolf go to the store for me again.

I sent him to get a single light bulb and he came back with a pack.

10. What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

The letter "h."

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